Hello, call me Torta I guess. 21 y/o agoraphobic with anxiety disorder. they/them pronouns. for official business you can contact me at happy.yene@gmail.com. Like my art? maybe support me on patreon! https://www.patreon.com/pbjhyenaTumblr (3.0; @no-mi-torta)http://no-mi-torta.tumblr.com/<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/2be15ccdc09a8955e9812ab14b5b1f0d/tumblr_pa142xLd0t1r46gneo1_r1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="https://terrribleanimal.tumblr.com/post/174706986802/goblin" class="tumblr_blog">terrribleanimal</a>:</p><blockquote><p>goblin</p></blockquote>http://no-mi-torta.tumblr.com/post/175308720257http://no-mi-torta.tumblr.com/post/175308720257Wed, 27 Jun 2018 09:14:18 -0700<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/af516682138c0bb63fa7b8cd0913f956/tumblr_pa0lnlDa6z1t1rjsco1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://no-mi-torta.tumblr.com/post/175306080601http://no-mi-torta.tumblr.com/post/175306080601Wed, 27 Jun 2018 07:23:41 -0700<iframe width="400" height="225" id="youtube_iframe" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/IKn5jVIOqo8?feature=oembed&enablejsapi=1&origin=http://safe.txmblr.com&wmode=opaque" frameborder="0" allow="autoplay; encrypted-media" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><a href="http://pan-pizza.tumblr.com/post/174685013175" class="tumblr_blog">pan-pizza</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://pan-pizza.tumblr.com/post/174682101150" class="tumblr_blog">pan-pizza</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>I’m mad we don’t have a hi res version of this intro</p></blockquote> <p>NO this is not The Wacky World of Tex Avery. The Animaniacs wannabe with fart jokes that used Tex Averys name.<br/></p> <p>This was a compilation show of old Tex Avery shorts Cartoon Network played. Back with Reruns were profitable. <br/></p> </blockquote>http://no-mi-torta.tumblr.com/post/175303812671http://no-mi-torta.tumblr.com/post/175303812671Wed, 27 Jun 2018 05:32:57 -0700<p><a href="http://loki-098.tumblr.com/post/174683532055/showerthoughtsofficial-chewing-gum-is" class="tumblr_blog">loki-098</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://showerthoughtsofficial.tumblr.com/post/174683519013/chewing-gum-is-masturbating-your-hunger" class="tumblr_blog">showerthoughtsofficial</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Chewing gum is masturbating your hunger.</p></blockquote> <p>you should say something else</p> </blockquote>http://no-mi-torta.tumblr.com/post/175301859938http://no-mi-torta.tumblr.com/post/175301859938Wed, 27 Jun 2018 03:42:10 -0700<p><a href="https://toastertubbz.tumblr.com/post/174680709935/okay-so-my-little-brother-fractured-some-bones" class="tumblr_blog">toastertubbz</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p class="npf_chat" data-npf='{"subtype":"chat"}'>Okay, so my little brother fractured some bones his hand and he was really bummed, because he can’t play any games for the majority of the Summer. I asked him to look away while I signed his cast and when he looked at it he lit up like a fucking forest </p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="4160" data-orig-width="3120"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/2c4a34ad8e17e205229e4bf980073f18/tumblr_inline_p9zhnvm6vU1v2yc1k_500.jpg" data-orig-height="4160" data-orig-width="3120"/></figure><p><br/></p> <p>I did good.</p> </blockquote>http://no-mi-torta.tumblr.com/post/175300182624http://no-mi-torta.tumblr.com/post/175300182624Wed, 27 Jun 2018 01:51:26 -0700<p><a href="http://turing-tested.tumblr.com/post/172782007620/not-to-sound-like-a-commie-or-anything-but-i-hate" class="tumblr_blog">turing-tested</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>not to sound like a commie or anything but I hate how it costs money to be alive </p></blockquote>http://no-mi-torta.tumblr.com/post/175295899743http://no-mi-torta.tumblr.com/post/175295899743Tue, 26 Jun 2018 22:09:53 -0700<p><a href="http://figma.tumblr.com/post/175284561945/yall-are-definitely-following-the-wrong-people-if" class="tumblr_blog">figma</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>y’all are definitely following the wrong people if you’re actually seeing people thirst over the detroit android boy</p></blockquote>http://no-mi-torta.tumblr.com/post/175293226912http://no-mi-torta.tumblr.com/post/175293226912Tue, 26 Jun 2018 20:27:26 -0700<iframe width="400" height="225" id="youtube_iframe" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/MAFrYwUJvh4?feature=oembed&enablejsapi=1&origin=http://safe.txmblr.com&wmode=opaque" frameborder="0" allow="autoplay; encrypted-media" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><a href="https://su-nlt.tumblr.com/post/175272165381/steven-universe-dove-self-esteem-project-part-2" class="tumblr_blog">su-nlt</a>:</p><blockquote><p>Steven Universe Dove Self-Esteem Project Part 2: Smokey Quartz and Sardonyx</p></blockquote>http://no-mi-torta.tumblr.com/post/175293132277http://no-mi-torta.tumblr.com/post/175293132277Tue, 26 Jun 2018 20:23:53 -0700<p>i’m not actually open for commissions but thank you for the support! my internet could go ANY second so i can’t reliably or righteously do commissions right now.</p><p>again, thank you for the support!</p>http://no-mi-torta.tumblr.com/post/175293102322http://no-mi-torta.tumblr.com/post/175293102322Tue, 26 Jun 2018 20:22:45 -0700<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/235f417e309eb59e4c0fe46cfdd84482/tumblr_p7olrsBAsQ1qjnhqgo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://no-mi-torta.tumblr.com/post/175293035447http://no-mi-torta.tumblr.com/post/175293035447Tue, 26 Jun 2018 20:20:15 -0700<p><a href="http://date-a-jew-suggestions.tumblr.com/post/175273922863/if-you-would-report-an-undocumented-immigrant-to" class="tumblr_blog">date-a-jew-suggestions</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://prismatic-bell.tumblr.com/post/175254669061/if-you-would-report-an-undocumented-immigrant-to" class="tumblr_blog">prismatic-bell</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://date-a-jew-suggestions.tumblr.com/post/175240577253/if-you-would-report-an-undocumented-immigrant-to" class="tumblr_blog">date-a-jew-suggestions</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>If you would report an undocumented immigrant to ICE you would have reported me to the Nazis and I don’t fucking trust you</p></blockquote> <p>A note:</p> <p><br/>I live in a state where you “have to” report anyone you suspect of being undocumented (that wonderful hellhole of Arizona). Now in practice this law has fallen far short, thank goodness. But if you live in such a place and they start enforcing it, here is how you get around it:</p> <p><br/>Assume everyone who doesn’t speak English is visiting.</p> <p><br/>Never ask about their job, because if they tell you they work here then you know they’re not visiting. You see them a lot for several weeks or months? Hm. Someone in the family must be ill. That’s terribly tough. They always dress in old, ratty laborers’ clothes? I feel you, my dude, I can’t afford new clothes either, and my dad has the fashion sense of an aardvark, so sometimes it’s not even about “affording” them. They say they’ve been here for years? You must have misunderstood. Spanish isn’t your first language, after all. First and last name? It never came up, or you don’t recall–you meet a lot of people.</p> <p><br/>And then, if you’re asked: no, you haven’t seen anyone residing illegally in the United States. Just people visiting.</p> </blockquote> <p>Very good very important addition </p> </blockquote>http://no-mi-torta.tumblr.com/post/175293023402http://no-mi-torta.tumblr.com/post/175293023402Tue, 26 Jun 2018 20:19:48 -0700 <video id='embed-5b33bea120859248868127' class='crt-video crt-skin-default' width='400' height='711' poster='https://78.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_p9x76g7QQj1s2afd7_smart1.jpg' preload='none' muted data-crt-video data-crt-options='{"autoheight":null,"duration":43,"hdUrl":false,"filmstrip":{"url":"https://78.media.tumblr.com/previews/tumblr_p9x76g7QQj1s2afd7_filmstrip.jpg","width":"200","height":"357"}}' > <source src="https://no-mi-torta.tumblr.com/video_file/t:G9AzYxZDRO7mbgxDNuS7mQ/175293003203/tumblr_p9x76g7QQj1s2afd7" type="video/mp4"> </video> <br/><br/><p><a href="http://clairepng.tumblr.com/post/174640593949/i-plugged-in-my-speakers-just-for-this" class="tumblr_blog">clairepng</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>I plugged in my speakers just for this</p></blockquote>http://no-mi-torta.tumblr.com/post/175293003203http://no-mi-torta.tumblr.com/post/175293003203Tue, 26 Jun 2018 20:18:55 -0700<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/a046dac82c48aaba2c25f7ca591c6a02/tumblr_p0eprqLMDo1r1mpi1o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="https://delistylehardcore.tumblr.com/post/175265278234/biggest-gaudiest-patronuses-fun-fact-the" class="tumblr_blog">delistylehardcore</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://biggest-gaudiest-patronuses.tumblr.com/post/168199301029/fun-fact-the-producer-of-shrek-based-lord" class="tumblr_blog">biggest-gaudiest-patronuses</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>fun fact! the producer of shrek based Lord Farquaad on his evil former boss, the CEO of disney, Michael Eisner. They even look the fucking same</p> <figure data-orig-width="1168" data-orig-height="582" class="tmblr-full"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/52e35a9cb47542af23dbc93aee17e76d/tumblr_inline_p0fe6lVkI21u4cl6w_540.png" alt="image" data-orig-width="1168" data-orig-height="582"/></figure><p>in real life Eisner is pretty tall. on the other hand, the shrek producer, Jeffrey Katzenberg, is quite short . Eisner, being an asshole, once infamously said of Katenzberg, “I think I hate that little midget.” </p> <p>so 5′0″ Katzenberg went and turned his asshole boss into a little person named Lord Fuckwad</p> <p>yeah</p> </blockquote> <p>more fun facts: disney/pixar did the same shit right back several years later</p> <figure data-orig-width="185" data-orig-height="361"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/130e4c8db73fe555d795bf367918b415/tumblr_inline_pax5docMq81vvj470_540.png" alt="image" data-orig-width="185" data-orig-height="361"/></figure><p>mr. incredible’s boss is a caricature of jeffrey katzenberg</p> </blockquote>http://no-mi-torta.tumblr.com/post/175292998637http://no-mi-torta.tumblr.com/post/175292998637Tue, 26 Jun 2018 20:18:51 -0700<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/75a576db7ab6ce206e1504dd4b8acf8e/tumblr_pamw3uFINh1rwc18eo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/30c8cb3c4dd0e5cc8236856d5e22f6e0/tumblr_pamw3uFINh1rwc18eo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/bf91293585df46b33da507ee0d497ba1/tumblr_pamw3uFINh1rwc18eo3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/48865be9b1456eae669b4c8e99f828ab/tumblr_pamw3uFINh1rwc18eo4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/5fd152ea7b8caffa57a2ebdac87725c9/tumblr_pamw3uFINh1rwc18eo5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/055cfcd67a1991697a977f2be347ec69/tumblr_pamw3uFINh1rwc18eo6_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/d4915b67c492aed6fa99beb2909640c5/tumblr_pamw3uFINh1rwc18eo7_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/ac135ff813f58438e66a6424536422a9/tumblr_pamw3uFINh1rwc18eo8_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://revolutionarykoolaid.tumblr.com/post/175108741058/fatimashand-thread-by-immcivilrights-on" class="tumblr_blog">revolutionarykoolaid</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://fatimashand.tumblr.com/post/175081441941/thread-by-immcivilrights-on-twitter-about-the" class="tumblr_blog">fatimashand</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Thread by @ ImmCivilRights on Twitter about the Obama administration’s role in immigration policy</p></blockquote> <p>THIS. IS. IMPORTANT.</p> </blockquote>http://no-mi-torta.tumblr.com/post/175292967052http://no-mi-torta.tumblr.com/post/175292967052Tue, 26 Jun 2018 20:17:41 -0700<p><a href="http://no-mi-torta.tumblr.com/post/175286974157/i-need-like-100-for-my-internet-not-to-be" class="tumblr_blog">no-mi-torta</a>:</p><blockquote> <p>i need like 100 for my internet not to be terminated.</p> <p>fuckin…</p> <p>i’ll take 10 commissions for $10 each</p> </blockquote> <p>YO I BE JOKIN!</p>http://no-mi-torta.tumblr.com/post/175292858917http://no-mi-torta.tumblr.com/post/175292858917Tue, 26 Jun 2018 20:13:39 -0700<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/7993a85a1484e6aa52eda6339c17fa69/tumblr_p92nuySard1xoyw8po1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://taakoshell.tumblr.com/post/175046446549/fairygodrobot-the-wildest-part-about-this-meme" class="tumblr_blog">taakoshell</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://fairygodrobot.tumblr.com/post/175046293221/the-wildest-part-about-this-meme-is-that-the-kid" class="tumblr_blog">fairygodrobot</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>the wildest part about this meme is that the kid in blue is a young griffin mcelroy</p></blockquote> <p>he WHAT</p> </blockquote>http://no-mi-torta.tumblr.com/post/175292804207http://no-mi-torta.tumblr.com/post/175292804207Tue, 26 Jun 2018 20:11:38 -0700 <video id='embed-5b33bea121a35580716822' class='crt-video crt-skin-default' width='400' height='710' poster='https://78.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_nlpgvnqybW1qajhgv_frame1.jpg' preload='none' muted data-crt-video data-crt-options='{"autoheight":null,"duration":66,"hdUrl":false,"filmstrip":{"url":"http://38.media.tumblr.com/previews/tumblr_nlpgvnqybW1qajhgv_filmstrip.jpg","width":"200","height":"357"}}' > <source src="https://no-mi-torta.tumblr.com/video_file/t:G9AzYxZDRO7mbgxDNuS7mQ/175290049692/tumblr_nlpgvnqybW1qajhgv" type="video/mp4"> </video> <br/><br/><p><a href="http://spartanlocke.tumblr.com/post/172942437901/justcuzelephants-kremlint-kremlint" class="tumblr_blog">spartanlocke</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://justcuzelephants.tumblr.com/post/172936953327/kremlint-kremlint-railroadsoftware" class="tumblr_blog">justcuzelephants</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://kremlint.tumblr.com/post/123673308280">kremlint</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://kremlint.tumblr.com/post/123673060420">kremlint</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://railroadsoftware.tumblr.com/post/123672594495">railroadsoftware</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://railroadsoftware.tumblr.com/post/123640982070">railroadsoftware</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>this was such a moment in time captured</p> </blockquote> <p>an underrated part of this video is at 1:00 when someone off camera speaks complete gibberish</p> </blockquote> <p>there are a billion things I love about this video. the kiss on the lips. the guy that picks up the cigarette immediately. fuck</p> </blockquote> <p>the fact they’re all dressed like something that could be called prog slav</p> </blockquote> <p>it’s back</p> </blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="522" data-orig-width="500"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/f1024e5a19f94aa170b4730231dfee28/tumblr_inline_p77bmjVNjD1tqzyie_540.png" data-orig-height="522" data-orig-width="500"/></figure></blockquote>http://no-mi-torta.tumblr.com/post/175290049692http://no-mi-torta.tumblr.com/post/175290049692Tue, 26 Jun 2018 18:28:18 -0700<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/782ab9a7b9bfbe2504b420dbc456380e/tumblr_payf6v4GVD1urh7r8o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="https://iguanodont.tumblr.com/post/175287226511/permian-potato-creatures" class="tumblr_blog">iguanodont</a>:</p><blockquote><p>Permian potato creatures</p></blockquote>http://no-mi-torta.tumblr.com/post/175287258212http://no-mi-torta.tumblr.com/post/175287258212Tue, 26 Jun 2018 16:43:45 -0700<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/77c5556cabf29476153a7bbe0026c65d/tumblr_o2uxjgFYfb1tswovpo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://no-mi-torta.tumblr.com/post/175287085945http://no-mi-torta.tumblr.com/post/175287085945Tue, 26 Jun 2018 16:37:25 -0700<p>i need like 100 for my internet not to be terminated.</p><p>fuckin&hellip;</p><p>i’ll take 10 commissions for $10 each</p>http://no-mi-torta.tumblr.com/post/175286974157http://no-mi-torta.tumblr.com/post/175286974157Tue, 26 Jun 2018 16:33:12 -0700